Monday, May 06, 2013

Poem - The Big Tipper


I didn’t learn much from my father
Because he didn’t have much to teach
But one thing he taught me was to never
Stiff a decent waitress

When his gambling was going well and he was flush
My father tipped big
Often leaving more for the tip than the cost of the meal
He’d pay the bill in cash, placing one twenty
On top of another

“Keep the change, darling,” he’d say to the waitress

Never stiff a waitress
Never fear to throw the dice
Cut the cards
Trust a horse with the rent

And you might wind up just like me
Broke
Liver gone
Lungs black as tar
Dead at 57

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