Showing posts with label Jared Kushner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jared Kushner. Show all posts

Saturday, April 04, 2020

The Isolation Diaries No. 11

“Capitalism would, in the end, Marx said, turn on the so-called free market, along with the values and traditions it claims to defend. It would in its final stages pillage the systems and structures that made capitalism possible. It would resort, as it causes widespread suffering, to harsher forms of repression to maintain social control. It would attempt, in a frantic last stand, to extract profit by looting and pillaging state institutions, contradicting its stated nature.” Chris Hedges, America: The Farewell Tour

By one report I saw the death toll in America from Covid-19 has reached 5,848. It’s higher now I’m sure. 

The Santa Barbara Independent reports 152 cases in Santa Barbara County. 

Imagine if the United States was engaged in a war without the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the top levels of Pentagon management. With no central coordination or logistics or intelligence, the Army, Air Force, Marines, and Navy are sent into the fray to do what they can independently of one another. At the front Army units call for air support, but the Air Force and Navy can’t decide which branch should respond. While they bicker, casualties mount. The Commander-in-Chief shrugs and says the war isn’t his problem, the services need to figure it out. He’ll back them up, but it’s their problem. As the war rages, the Army and Marines fight over limited supplies of ammunition and bombs and the Navy and Air Force spar over fuel and spare aircraft parts. The chaos is so profound that a Navy pilot mistakenly bombs an Army unit, killing 100 soldiers and wounding many more. A Marine battalion rushes to the front only to be told when they arrive that the battle line they are to reinforce is 110 miles to the east. The Air Force finds itself desperately short of rations, while the Army has five tons more than it needs. The Air Force petitions the Commander-in-Chief for aid, citing major casualties if the aid isn’t forthcoming. “I don’t like the way you’re asking me for help,” says the Commander-in-Chief. “First, you should be grateful for my leadership, and second, you should arrange to buy your own rations. What do I look like, Whole Foods?” Every afternoon the Commander-in-Chief holds a televised press briefing and claims the war is being won, casualties are minimal, and the whole thing should be over very soon. “Exciting things are happening,” says the Commander-in-Chief. “There’s never been a war like this. Nobody’s done the job we’ve done.”

Day-by-day erasure of truth, of fact, of verbatim, recorded statements. The grotesque, terrifying heart of George Orwell’s 1984 is alive and thriving in Donald Trump’s twisted rendering of his administration’s historic, perfect, never-been-done-before reponse to this pandemic. The governors are to blame for not preparing early, for not purchasing ventilators and masks and gowns and gloves in advance; nobody knew it would get this bad (most recognized experts saw the potential for catastrophe); hospital workers are stealing gloves and masks and selling them at huge profit; the federal government is only a backup; we acted early; Covid-19 testing is readily available to anyone who needs a test.  

Trump’s stupidity is as unbearable as his incompetence and mendacity. 

Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law, is the poster boy for rich, pampered, lazy, incompetent assholes. He’d benefit from an old-fashioned playground ass-kicking. I’d be honored to administer that beat down. 

States do not have large stockpiles of strategic materials. This is why the federal government maintains the Strategic National Stockpile. National, meaning for the nation; national, because the federal government has size, economies of scale and logistical capacity that individual states do not. 

We are now bearing the weight of years of austerity, inequality, budget cuts, and cruelty. The chickens are flocking home to roost. So much for operating our government like a corporation, so much for the deliberate destruction of a social safety net that was never very robust to begin with, so much for the arrogance of the wealthy and the apathy of the masses.  

The sun is shining and birds are twittering, it’s Spring, time of rebirth and renewal. Traffic on Milpas Street is light. On a “normal” Saturday morning the flea market in the high school parking lot would be going at this hour. But the parking lot is deserted now. We stay inside, try to maintain hope, stay healthy, physically and mentally, though the latter is a challenge. I’ve lost count of how many consecutive days I have trained. Physical training is an important part of my life, but now my steel mace, kettlebells, jump rope, bands, TRX, pull-up bar, gymnastic rings, truck tire, and all the bodyweight exercises and martial arts movements I know are keeping me somewhat sane. I train, then meditate for a few minutes. I read -- The Savage Detectives by Roberto Bolano, The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov, The Diary of a Country Priest by Georges Bernanos. I listen to music, podcasts, watch Curb Your Enthusiasm and Ru Paul’s Drag Race with my wife. I write this humble blog, tossing my thoughts into the void. For the first time yesterday we wore masks (we found some brand new N95 masks we ordered during the Thomas Fire in the closet) when we went to CVS and Ralphs. 

No end in sight of Covid-19, self-isolation, Donald J. Trump and his band of profiteering ghouls, America’s delusions, fears, and madness, death and sadness, quiet acts of kindness and heroism and fierce creativity. I’m fearful. I’m angry. 






Thursday, August 03, 2017

Trump Declares War -- On Tacos

“That’s the thing about privilege; those who hold and wield it are afflicted by a maddening tunnel vision, an obliviousness to the forces and needs (beyond corporate board rooms) that shape the world.” Oscar Gonzalez

The White House is a grim, unsettled place these days with a lot of nervous, confused and frightened people scurrying around in a doomed attempt to keep up with President Trump’s mercurial pronouncements and splenetic declarations. There are cocky and belligerent folks too, mostly those who spend a lot of time with Trump. Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, routinely belittles the White House servants, complains about the food, and threatens to fire any underling who doesn’t jump high or fast enough. Ivanka, even more of a tyrant than her hubby, has already cycled through four assistants; three of them ran out of the White House in tears. There have also been reports from credible sources that sometimes, in the wee hours of the night, the lights in the residence flicker on and off and an eerie wailing from a source unknown can be heard, but, oddly, this arouses no suspicion whatsoever. One source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said he hasn’t experienced such a dark, moody vibe in the White House since the last year of the Nixon Administration.

Late one recent evening, President Trump summoned his new Chief of Staff, John Kelly, and his chief political guru, Stephen Bannon, to the Oval Office.

DT: I don’t like seeing those trucks on the street, especially in Washington D.C.

JK: What trucks are those, sir?

DT: Those taco trucks. They’re everywhere, on every corner, on every block, probably operated by illegal immigrants or other bad hombres. They just pull up and start dishing out tacos and burritos and tortas like they own the street, and it wouldn’t surprise me if they’re dealing drugs, too. I want this investigated right away by the FBI’s best people. The best! Get them on it! Order them to infiltrate the taco truck cartels. I want them wiped from our streets! They’re a grave threat to our national security, like Iran and North Korea. I want to see good, old fashioned hot dog carts, pushed by real Americans. No dark-skinned foreigners. Nothing is more terrific, more American, than a plump juicy hot dog slathered in mustard and sauerkraut and onions. When people complain that there are no jobs we’re going to tell them to get in the hot dog business. Once this taco truck ban takes full effect all across the nation, it will create thousands, maybe even millions of jobs!

JK: I will have it investigated, Mr. President.

SB: Wonderful idea, Mr. President. It dovetails nicely with our ongoing effort to level the playing field for white Americans. It’s about time America had a president committed to alleviating the oppression of the silent white majority by militant and entitled blacks, spics, and Asians. This move will solidify your base of support and most definitely boost your poll numbers even higher, sir.

DT: How high are my numbers now, Bannon?

SB: I located a rare but highly credible poll produced by a small community college in Alabama that pegs your approval rating at 70%.

DT: That’s huuuuuge. That’s real news. Get that in the mainstream media. Call our friends at Fox and Sinclair. I want this covered, wall-to-wall.

SB: Yes sir.

DT: John, how great a job am I doing? Has any president ever done as much as I have in such a short time? Nobody is even close, am I right? I’ve done more in seven months than Obama did in eight years. And nobody is more presidential, am I right? Maybe Lincoln, but nobody else comes close. I walk into a room at the G20 and everybody stops what they’re doing because they know a strong US president is in the house, ready to do business. I walk in and the other leaders wet their pants, they soil themselves. Sad! I sit down with Putin and he knows he’s dealing with a real man. I go to Poland and the people love me because they know I’m not going to take any crap. Huge crowds wherever I go, adoring crowds, women tossing flowers at me, little kids asking for my autograph. The Saudis think I’m awesome. I’m easily the most respected leader in the world.

JK: You’re a very great, man, Mr. President. You’re single-handedly making America great again.

Melania Trump enters the room, hisses at Bannon and Kelly and gives her husband the finger.

DT: What are you doing, Melania? We’re talking business here, important stuff you wouldn’t understand. I just made a major decision. My decisiveness is unbelievable, off the chart, so much better than Obama’s. I make the best decisions, incredible decisions.

MT: (Looking unimpressed) What decision is that, Donald?

DT: A complete and total ban on all taco trucks nationwide. They will be replaced by hot dog carts. How great is that, huh? How great am I? C’mon, tell me.

MT: Donald, you are an asshole, surrounded by assholes. I’m going to bed. Don’t disturb me when you come up, and if you know what’s good for you, don’t even try to touch me.

Melania exits.

DT: You can see how much she worships me, am I right?

JK & SB: (In unison) Absolutely, sir, no doubt about it.